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canada goose uk black friday “Despite the fact that celibacy was the order of the day and everyone was supposed to be getting enlightened, not banging,” Raina says, the guru decidedly did not practice what he preached. While canada goose outlet reviews in the 1980s accused Jones of ordering his followers, “to perform aberrant, perverted and degrading sexual acts, including. sodomy, urination, defecation and dildo assaults on one another,” it usually didn’t get that kinky and/or nonconsensual. Mostly, “the guru REALLY liked fucking and plowed his way through almost every hot female in the cult,” Raina says. “My mother was always bummed that she never got to have sex with the guru.”Sex with a Yoga instructor has never seemed less appealing. canada goose uk black friday

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cheap canada goose uk Sometimes all this weird spiritual slamming was couched in the guise of discipline, which is normally the best kind of slamming and discipline. “One of the ex commune canada goose outlet jackets members told me that he left after he had bragged to the guru that he had the best, most faithful wife ever,” Raina says. The guru took it as a challenge, and “around canada goose outlet uk two hours later, this guy responded to a summons from the guru. When he stepped into the guru’s quarters, there was his wife on her knees giving the guru a blowjob. I guess it canada goose outlet toronto factory was supposed to teach the guy a lesson in humility. Or something.”Maybe a guy who went by the title “Divine “King” and the Master of Reality” isn’t the best person to teach humility. cheap canada goose uk

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buy canada goose jacket Before starting Adidam, Franklin Jones had a brief fling with Scientology, which taught him one important thing about running your own religion: Never stop making money off your followers. (Two if you count “imprisoning people who try to leave you,” which he also totally did.) canada goose outlet sale “In order to be a member of the commune, you were supposed to tithe them 10 percent of your income,” Raina says. Yes, some people somehow managed to get up in the mornings and go to work like normal people canada goose outlet store who didn’t spend their off time oiling a picture of their savior’s fart cannon, while others “came to the compound with their life savings,” which quickly got used up on said oil. It must have been expensive, because, “on top of that were the canada goose outlet uk sale endless raffles and charities and donations and bake sales and special fundraising drives.” buy canada goose jacket

Canada Goose Online Adi Da was constantly coming up with new, impressively ballsy schemes to separate his followers from their all natural hemp money clips. One of the ways was to have Christmas tree decorating parties, “where you could buy an ornament to hang on one of the big trees in the compound. They would have parties and the children would be continually hitting up their parents for cash to buy another ornament to hang on the tree. When the season was over, all canada goose outlet new york city the ornaments would be gathered up and stored and then sold all over again the next year.”Because apparently, Adidam followers needed one more negative interaction with balls. Canada Goose Online

Yeah, he was selling the equivalent of real life DLC for their religion. Think we’re joking? “The guru had a list of spiritually approved names and parents could buy a name off the list to name their child. This led to kids being named such names as Sandal, Chorus, and Melon.

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canadian goose jacket “Religions have total freedom to school their kids however they wish,” Raina explains. canada goose outlet That’s a necessary component of religious freedom in the US, but it also means that, “if they want to say two plus two is canada goose factory outlet green, they can.” Well, it would have been awesome if Raina and her peers had been taught that much. “Because everyone was canada goose outlet online so certain that we were all going to be enlightened and reach the white light. official canada goose outlet education was simply not a high priority,” she says. “As a result, my education is extremely limited. I test out at a 5th grader’s math skills. We spent WAY more time reading the guru’s books than actually learning.” After all, you don’t need to remember when World War II started if one day you’ll be able to astral project back in time and see it for yourself. canadian goose jacket

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canada goose store Her education was physically as well canada goose black friday sale as substantially insufficient, taking place in “a decaying house that had large enough rooms to be converted into the cult’s ‘school,'” she says. “When one of the windows in the school room cracked, it was repaired with a piece of cardboard that got sadder and soggier all winter. The room was so cold.” Thankfully, “I didn’t really attend school all that much, I spent most of my time hiking in the hills and hanging out by myself in the woods.” Just as the groovy Lord intended canada goose store.

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